There aren’t many things I’d like for Christmas this year, but here are my top requests:
- 500 new followers on Instagram (all of whom come with a 10-minute guaranteed like per uploaded photo).
- A celebrity shout-out on Twitter (must have a verified account and over 100k followers).
- A custom Snapchat filter, designed to make me look perfect from all angles – even that awkward under-chin angle that appears when you open Snapchat.
- A 200-character limit on Twitter (so I can #humblebrag about all my presents without subtweeting myself like last year).
- Oh, maybe world peace and all that kind of stuff too if you have time (if not, don’t worry – I don’t want to seem spoilt!).
Please and thank you,
P.S. If this could all arrive on the 24th, ready for me to use on Christmas day (peak opportunity for festive social media posting), that would be ideal!
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